What’s in a name? Well, that’s one of the million-dollar questions, right? But how about this: how did the town Dildo get its name? Now that’s a story I’m sure we would all like to know.
I can recall it was always a whisper when I was growing up in Newfoundland. How did Dildo get its name? The old timers used to shrug and sex dolls say it was always part of our island, and then casually move on. Undeterred, I kept asking the same question until I found an answer.
As it turns out, the town of Dildo actually derived from an old Portuguese phrase. Believe it or not, ‘Dil do’ stands for ‘long thing’ in the old language. It was the phrase used for islands and peninsulas in this part of the world, and by the early 1700s the name had evolved to what we know it as today – Dildo.
I’ll admit, it was an interesting history lesson I got that day. By crossing generations and centuries, I was able to uncover the mystery that had always lurked like a ghost at the edge of town. As I got older, I began to understand the true beauty of the name Dildo – its connection to ages past and the courage it took for our ancestors to settle down here.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve discovered that the unique name of Dildo has opened so many doors – laughter, curiosity, and a newfound appreciation for its colourful history. Everywhere I go, when I mention I’m from Dildo, eyebrows raise, stories are shared, and smiles spread as far as the eye can see. People just can’t help but be drawn to its rakishness, and its taciturn connection to our province.
And the more stories I hear, the more I realize the unique beauty of this little town. There are stories of daring shipwrecks, mischievous pirates, and newfound heroes. There’s something special about having a town named Dildo, something that makes it so much more than the sum of its parts – a living, breathing, persistent reminder of our vibrant past.
I guess you could say it’s the link between a time gone by, and the people who live in this vibrant and beautiful town today. So, the next time you go to Dildo, be sure to take in the history, the culture, and the stories – and, of course, the name that’s been there as long as any of us can remember.
The deeper I dove into the history and stories from our romantic little town, the more I realized the importance of understanding local culture. It all stems from having an appreciation for the local tongue, and a passion for vibrators scattered phrases that found their way into everyday conversation. One of these phrases is “long thing,” which the locals would use to describe any island or peninsula. This got me thinking – long thing – what does that mean? Sure enough, this phrase eventually evolved to become the infamous name Dildo.
Without a doubt, I was intrigued by the new found knowledge, so much so I decided to keep digging and do a little more research. I soon learned that the Portuguese phrase “dil do” has become a popular expression and is translated to “long thing” in English. Being a curious person, I started to see what was handed down through the generations of stories in the area.
It became obvious to me that a good portion of our population remembers the old phrase, even if they can’t explain why it’s part of our vernacular. This got me thinking, was it fate or pure happenstance that this expression eventually became the town name? Could it be that the original inhabitants of the town decided to come up with a humorous name to commemorate a beloved spot?
The true origin of the name “Dildo” remains an enigma shrouded in the distant mists of time. It could be an ironic reminder of an epic voyage, a romantic gesture or a weird tradition. Whatever the case, I am proud to be part of a town that has such a charming and enduring past. It’s become a symbol of resilience and curiosity and has definitely enhanced the character of our town.
One thing I know for sure is that there’s something inherently special about having a town named Dildo; it adds an element of humor and mystique to our daily lives and it brings us all together. On a typical day, you can see families out and about in the town, their laughter drifting in the air as they recount the tales of the town’s past. It is a reminder that despite the hardships of the past, our ancestors still found a way to live, to grow, and to flourish.
People from all walks of life have flocked to the quaint town of Dildo and made it their own. Tourists often come with stories for us to share, stories of exotic adventures and enchanted lives. And when they tell their tales in a faraway accent, it’s hard to not be moved by their enthusiasm. When all is said and done, we can thank our ancestors for coming up with an unforgettable name for an unforgettable town.