Asking discreetly for a dildo in public can be really stressful. I mean, it’s not like you can go up to the store clerk and say, “Hey, got any dildos?”. That would be completely embarrassing! So I was in the same boat and vibrators I thought to myself, “How am I going to discreetly buy a dildo?” That’s when I thought of some creative ways to buy a dildo without making a scene.
First things first, I did some research online. I looked up all the sex shops near me and read a few reviews about their products and services. I was looking for a discreet store with a friendly and professional staff. After reading a few reviews, I found the right shop for me!
Once I found the shop, I made sure to visit during off-hours so that there weren’t too many people around. I walked into the store and discreetly browsed the shelves for a few minutes. I made sure to keep my head down so no one would notice me. Once I spotted a few dildos that I liked, I quickly ducked behind some shelves and wrote down the names of them on my phone. I wanted to make sure I remembered which ones I liked before I made my purchase.
After I wrote them down, I slowly made my way towards the cash register and strategically positioned myself such that the cashier couldn’t see what item I was buying. I kept my face away from the register so that no one else would know what I was up to.
When I finally arrived at the register, I asked the cashier for a bag of chips and then handed her my list of dildo names. She discreetly retrieved my items and placed them in an opaque paper bag. She placed the bag on the counter and then took my payment.
When I got home, I decided it would be best to store my new dildo in a locked box, just in case there were any nosy guests. My experience buying a dildo had gone so smoothly. I’m sure it will get easier every time! It’s all about finding the right store and being discreet.